𝓑𝓸𝓾𝓳𝓲𝓮 𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓼𝓱 𝓛𝓸𝓹𝓼 𝓢𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓼 𝓟𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓬𝔂

Where the bunnies are boujie, the ears are floppy, and the velvet vibes are strong. Thanks for hopping by!

We’re so excited you’re considering adding one of our sweet Mini Plush Lops or Plush Dwarfs to your family! To keep things organized, happy, and bun-believable for both humans and hares, here’s our playful (but important) policy guide:

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𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀 𝐁𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘

• Pet and brood-quality buns are limited and go quick—faster than a bunny zoomie across the living room.

• A non-refundable deposit secures your spot. No deposit = no hold. We mean it with all the love.

• Deposits are half, unless agreed otherwise.

• Your bunny is officially “yours” when paid in full. Until then, they’re still vibin’ under Boujie care.

• We reserve the right to refuse or cancel a sale if something feels off. We always prioritize the bunny’s best interest.

Reservation updates are posted ONCE a week so families can watch their baby buns grow! You’ll get to swoon with us.

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𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐆

• Prices are firm, non-negotiable, and based on the sparkle level of each bunny (ok, and genetics, color, and coat ).

• Most MPL pet bunnies are between $125–$400.

• Most Netherland Dwarf Bunnies are $175–$500.

• Most Lionhead Bunnies are $125 - 400.

• Payment options: Cash, Apple Pay, Venmo, or Zelle only.

• Prices may change until a deposit is made. Claim early, save your spot!

• Important: Once a deposit or balance is paid, all payments are final. Absolutely no refunds.

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𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

• Serious about bunny bliss? Hop on our priority waitlist for just $75, which gets applied to your final deposit.

• Waitlist families get early access to upcoming litters before we announce publicly. Basically, VIP Bunny Club

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𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐔𝐏 𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐘

• Bunnies must be picked up within 7 days of their go-home date unless you’ve arranged otherwise.

• Need extra time? That’s ok—boarding is $1/day, per bunny.

• Local pickups by appointment.

• Transport options available—ask us for referrals!

• Travel requests? We can deliver within reason at $30/hr (to cover fuel & time).

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𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓’𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐃

• Transition feed & care tips (so your bun doesn’t throw a diva tantrum over new food)

• Birth certificate or pedigree (depending on pet vs. breeding)

Vaccine Record, Microchip Transfer

• Support from us—forever! You’re part of the fam now

• Socialization with kids, dogs, chaos, and cuddles

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𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐒

• All sales are final. No refunds, returns, or trade-ins (not even for a “quieter” bunny ).

• Can’t keep your bun? Let us help! Contact us first. We may rehome or take them back (case-by-case).

• No shelter surrenders, please—we’ll always help first.

• We do our best to ensure all bunnies are healthy, but we can’t guarantee future health, show performance, fertility, or the exact fluff-to-chub ratio.

• We do guarantee sex to the best of our ability, but please confirm at pickup. Mistakes happen—we’re not above a gender reveal plot twist

• We’re not responsible for vet bills after your bunny hops out our door.

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𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐔𝐍𝐒 (Brood)

• Only available to approved breeders.

• Brood buns must keep their full name/pedigree details—no “rebranding” allowed.

• Any disqualifications will be fully disclosed up front. It’s on the buyer to inspect and confirm at pickup.

• Pet buns are sold with a no-breeding contract and a gentle recommendation to spay/neuter for everyone’s peace of mind.

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𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒

• First come, first served once babies are posted—don’t wait!

• Be kind in comments and DMs—we love our community

• Tag us in your bunny updates! We might feature your fuzzy friend.